Thank you for buying my soul.

It’s all yours now.

Below, you can download a table of contents if you want to be reminded where you are or get excited about where you’re heading…  and the simple and specific instructions about how to get this download off your computer, into your music player or onto your mobile device.

Feel free to enjoy my ridiculous mishaps together (you’d need a two-pronged headphone jack, 2 sets of headphones and a cuddle buddy).

I hope you feel less alone, less ‘effed up and more exactly you…in my baring all.

And pass me along. Mama needs some fancy face cream.

xo

Emelia

 

You will be receiving a confirmation email with the download links highlighted in pink. Click on them and they will download to your computer. Then open up the “how to download” guide and you are on your way…

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