I realized I was pregnant when…

I found out I was pregnant just over a month ago. I did not believe it.

I peed on a stick. Pregnant.

I went to a midwife. Pregnant.

My boobs turned into sandbags. Pregnant.

The smell of barbeque gave me an olfactory orgasm. Pregnant.

My period was 3 months late. Pregnant.

I still did not believe it.