I CANNOT believe this happened. But it did. It actually happened and I did it. RIGHT HERE.
I found out I was pregnant just over a month ago. I did not believe it.
I peed on a stick. Pregnant.
I went to a midwife. Pregnant.
My boobs turned into sandbags. Pregnant.
The smell of barbeque gave me an olfactory orgasm. Pregnant.
My period was 3 months late. Pregnant.
I still did not believe it.