An open letter to all parents from a non-parent.

I just finished babysitting your baby today. I have salmon stuck on my neck and in the crease under my left breast.
My eardrum is damaged due to high frequency screaming.
I had to hold her while I was peeing…

Waiting is like War

Incubating is hard work.

Sitting still takes up so much action, so much mental energy.

Moving about the day in hyper speed, ticking off boxes and strike-throughing ICals is a Hawaiian breeze compared to this.

Dedicated to all people who are stressed out.

Well done.
You are living on your edge. You wear yourself down and you pull yourself up again.
You effort and strain on a daily basis so that your time spent here is useful.
We are thankful for that.

Don’t be your minds bitch…