Super Nerd

I grew up in a trailer in the woods. It was not a luxurious double-wide but we did have an addition built on to it so there was an extra room. We grew meat birds and to keep the baby chicks warm in the spring we would keep them in the house under a heat lamp. I preferred them living in my bedroom so I would fall asleep every night to chirping of birds and the smell of tiny poos.

If She Says She Doesn’t Like Mother’s Day She’s Lying.

I’ve been reading a lot of articles this week by moms who say that Mother’s Day is a Hallmark holiday and they don’t support it. They say that they don’t need flowers to be reminded that they are loved and being a mom is no different than being anyone else so there is no need to be celebrated. I’m calling …

If She Says She Doesn’t Like Mother's Day She’s Lying.

I’ve been reading a lot of articles this week by moms who say that Mother’s Day is a Hallmark holiday and they don’t support it. They say that they don’t need flowers to be reminded that they are loved and being a mom is no different than being anyone else so there is no need to be celebrated. I’m calling …

NO.WAY.MAN

I don’t have a problem saying No.

My parents tell me it was my first word.

No. Way. Man. was the first phrase to be exact.

I have really good boundaries.

“No. I don’t want to”.

“No thanks”.

“Maybe next time”.

“Fuck off”…

Super Nerd

I grew up in a trailer in the woods. It was not a luxurious double-wide but we did have an addition built on to it so there was an extra room. We grew meat birds and to keep the baby chicks warm in the spring we would keep them in the house under a heat lamp. I preferred them living in my bedroom so I would fall asleep every night to chirping of birds and the smell of tiny poos.

Aging Gracefully

I have this thing on my eye, both of them actually. Its this flap of skin that folds down over the lid, so for example when I am putting eyeshadow (for a play, never in real life) on the crease of my lid where the flap folds over the eyeball part there is always this line of makeup that gets …