I think I’m quite pretty.
I have been told that when I wear foundation I am a strong 7.8. But when I look at these professional Glam Shots I have collected over the years I feel closer to a 9.
“Roadtrippin’ Fresh and Fun”
“Sleeping on the fucking bus on a hellish family tour of the rocks that balance on each other in England”
“Yes, I’ll come to your stagette. No, I will not shave my vagina pits!”
“Middle Aged Woman Likes Watching Sunsets”
“I’m a foodie!”
“Like I said before…about food”
My passport photo for the next 10 years!
“Holiday, celebrate! If we took a holiday…oh ya, come on, took some time to celebrate, oh ya, took one day outta life, just one day…”
Fuck. Everything. Except. Cookies.
And finally, the one that inspired all others. The worst, therefore the best. The picture that my best friend herself has titled:
“Horse Hoof Pig Face”
Let your light shine bright.
Feel free to send me your Glam Shots and I’ll post them here. The uglier the better!