People are Complicated

This morning, I was sitting in my car in a rainstorm checking the ole fb and this woman popped up. A hard working, not yet uber famous, but probably making a decent living musician. An inspiration to many of us out there busting it. Play it loud with headphones on. And then I found out she was a Trump supporter; active …

Judgements from the Quote Queen

I love me a good quote. I’ve got one pasted to the back of my bathroom mirror right now and it’s been there through three moves, for about a decade. So I’m committed. This being said, there are some royal bullshit quotes flying around the internet and today I’m taking the time to lay some opinions down. #1. “You can …

#blacklivesmatter #whitesarescared

I’ve been soaking up as much social media and essays and articles about #blacklivesmatter as I can. I want to be informed. I want to be useful. And then I read this: Malcolm X was approached by a white woman at a rally and she asked him “what can I do?” and he said “nothing” and turned back towards the …

Selfies And Other Fibs That Women Tell (an unsolicited rant)

*This was a rant I wrote that didn’t get the traction it deserved so I’m re-writing it. I’ve been seeing a lot of dissent on FB lately from women who are getting pissed off about being sold stories about money and dreams and  sparkles and they’re not buying it anymore. Tides are turning and it’s a fucking relief. People are …

Dear Preparation H.

Dear Preparation H, I’m a woman of the age that now experiences daily morning puffy eyes. I’m also the brand of woman who will spend anything on a miracle cure so when I was told by a makeup artist that a secret pro tip was to put Prep H on your eyes to bring down the puff I sent my …

A Rant for Everyone Who Feels Rage.

Dear Motherfucker. Ya you. Why do I start off so aggressive? Because it seems to be the only thing that gets your attention. I’ve tried talking. For years. I plan it out in my head first, so I don’t offend you. I write it down. I make my points clearly and I remember to see your point of view too. …

Rules For Writing An Email (for people under 75)

You begin with a hello. Cheerio. Greetings. I usually say Hey Pal. To the dopes who jump full speed into their request or point of conversation- think of the greeting like foreplay, soften me up a bit before you try to ram it in. Much thanks. Next you might ask a question. This is fine. I like questions. They make …

The Abundance Train Just Crashed

We all remember The Secret. I got deep into that shit. The idea of manifesting your dreams and creating your own reality is fucking awesome; and in my experience, it sometimes it works; I did rituals by the ocean when I was longing for a mate. I wrote the traits I wanted him to have on a piece of paper and …

This Yoga Festival is Making Me Feel Like Shit

I travelled across North America to assist at a yoga festival. I thought it would inspire. Instead I found myself crying in an outdoor port-a-potty like a teenage girl at a rave…Why is it that sometimes when I do yoga, or teach yoga or are around yogi’s I feel like a super bag of shit? CLICK HERE for the whole nightmarish …

Don't Buy Another Online Program- a manifesto for enlightenment

I was feeling really down yesterday.
“I don’t make enough money.”
“I work too hard.”
“I’m not appreciated for what I do.”
“No one cares.”
“I should just quit.”
I was throwing myself a real fucking pity party, and of course I found myself squished down the rabbit hole of the internet and emerged out onto a website that blew me away…